Hi ( waves furiously). It's me Bronte, can you hear me?
Come in.....come in.... Wait there is some static on the line.
Oh, I see, before I can talk to you you have to let the powers that be know you want to hear my words. You must confirm our communication is not one sided....
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See you in a fictional world.